Sasquash's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Smuggler]

Nice Work

It's not great, but it's not bad.

I especially love the way the tank tips over the dunes. I know it wasn't mean to be funny, but it was.

By the way, what program do you use to make your music? E-mail me at [e-mail].

See u round, buddy.

["AlienSHit"]

Fantastic

I have to say, I love the use of the old-school cartoon noises. They work perfectly in this flash, a prime example of classic slapstick, implemented in a fantastically modern way, whilst still pertaining to a traditional style of cartooning, the line drawing, a style very common in flash and in this work ultimately very well done. The storyline isn't very deep, which is almost definitely a good thing, because as Mr. Olea said, one can just sit back, relax, and let out those good old laughs that used to come when we all watched the Looney Tunes. Chuck Jones would have been proud.

[BLAMMO]

Not too bad

Well, the point gets across quite well. Also, I liked the use of irony, stupidity and parody.

Still, it wasn't outstanding. The sound could have been better, as could have been the graphics.

Also, I didn't get the part with Jesus. Maybe I'm just a stoopid head.

Anyway, the point is, you get 4 from me. Or maybe 3. I dunno.

Good work!

FreshLaundry responds:

People have misunderstood Jesus' message and they still kill, steal, and discriminate in his name. So he was making a flash movie to explain to the people of Earth how to live in peace and happiness; the ultimate solution to all the world's problems.

Unfortunately, he chose to post it to newgrounds.com and it got blammed away by kids who didn't understand it.

[SF 1 - CHANGE]

Short. Sweet?

Heh heh. Okay, the script was pretty weak, but the point got across. Also, the graphics were AMAZINGly well done.

I just hope the non-stick one was a racist comment about Australians. I don't think it was, because no American could do an Australian accent like that.

StenFLASH responds:

Thanks for your compliments.

I guess you didn't check my profile though. I am an Australian and there was no racist comment in there that I could see.

[Hell On The Highway]

Not bad

The drawings were a tad weak, but other than that, excellent.

[Detective Frofrog]

What can I say.

Okay, I collected all 9 eggs. Was that thing's name Skerrel, Skegrel or Skefrel?

Anyway, the point is, the music was good, the ambient noise was good and the voices were okay.

The backgrounds were okay, the characters were okay, the storyline was okay bordering on poor.

Also, it wasn't funny, except when the bartender said Whatsaname drank like "A Coque à Liqueur" even though it wasn't Liqueur, it was some other word starting with Min...

Final point: If you have to think about a joke before you put it down as laboriously as you said you did, it isn't funny.

McRhyme responds:

SKERREL (almost like squirrel). You thought the liqueur thing was funny. I bet you're from France or Italy or Spain.

[Inside a Computer]

Not quite the worst flash ever.

My computer doesn't look like that, but my penis does.

[Five Thingz]

That was awesome!

Heh heh.

That was great. Especially the music.

BUT because you're a dickhead, I'm still gonna have to vote 0 for u.

Bye!

[TBZ- Tragin Ball Zee .Ep1]

Tragin Ball Zee?

More like Dick Ball Arse.

or Fuck Ball Shit.
or Vagina Ball Penis.
or Shit Fuck Poo.

It's like I always say: Pikachus need Pikapenises.

Bachine responds:

What? Im not sure what you mean. How did I get graphics 0?? And style 0? Hmm I think I did a good job on those. All that frame by frame animation.

[Newgrounds Logo ep.07]

Hee hee

You know that thing with the tank's gun coming out? My penis does that sometimes.