Sasquash's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Taishi 4 A New Hope]

Not too bad

Fight animation was excellent, although it could be a bit less obscured by special effects.

The script was among the corniest I've ever heard. That's not a good thing.

[Foamy's Rant : Foamy The Squirrel]

IllWillPress

Try slowing down the voice of Foamy the Squirrel by 100% and you get the voice of the guy who does the voice for Foamy the Squirrel.

And it's a pretty funny voice.

[Bubitsu Episode 1]

Just let me get some things straight

You're trying to do a fantasy project in the year 2002?

Princess Hirotimo, I assume, is the daughter of the emperor at this time, Emperor Akihito?

She wears medieval English clothing and traditional Japanese wooden shoes on a walk in the woods?

Her guardian fights with a sword and ninja stars?

Their enemies are the demons of the Otoko clan?

On a mission for peace negotiations, the bodyguard kills two demons?

Bubitsu takes one of the Emperor's daughters with him on peace negotiations with terrorists?

These terrorists focus their activities on villages?

You've got a few problems with your storyline, if you ask me. Do some research first. Or don't. It's up to you. After all, they do say, "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story."

Can't say I've ever heard "Never let common sense get in the way of a good story," though, but I'd say it probably applies as well, n'est pas?

Anyway, yeah.

[* Subliminal Messages *]

And now, guns on trampolines

Nice.

That chick at the end.

Who is she? She's hot as.

[Village Raiders]

What? That was it?

Sorry, but if you're going to build something up, it's really disappointing when it doesn't live up to its standards, hence the low scores.

I was very disappointed with this.

Come on, Orcs? Orcs?

Okay, maybe I missed something. Maybe I missed some symbols.

I still didn't like it.

I think you got the idea from Mulan. The sound was okay, but not good. I would have put some screaming in there if I were you. I also would have had it the other way around, humans killing orcs. That would have made more sense.

Also, I think there should have been some raping. The doll should have also had its head ripped off or something. A soldier wouldn't just pick up a doll, look at it like it's stupid and then throw it on the ground. He'd pick it up, laugh at it, tear its head off and then throw it at the dying girl. Not the dead girl, the dying girl. And if she was already dead, he should have then kicked her dead body and laughed again.

But anyway, enough from me.

Nice try. I think you have potential. Keep up the work, and soon you'll be making really good flash movies.

Sasquash

[Boy and his blob VS UO]

Yeah good work

Yeah, great job.

I especially liked the part where they were all drinking out of cum filled condoms.

Idiot.

[High Sky High]

I didn't like it.

I'm sure there are people who liked that, but I thought it was bad.

The presentation was bad, and as such, if there was any meaning behind it, it was obscured by the poor presentation.

The bads seriously outweigh the goods in this particular flash.

Bad job.

[Betrayal]

Je ne suis pa

I didn't understand it, sorry.

I liked the look of the bear, but he had no legs.

[The Jaguar]

ah

Don't forget, a lot of USA's precious oil comes from South America.

[Perfect Kirby 1.1]

Not bad

Spot the reference to "Of Mice and Men"