Sasquash's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[STUPID PITCHER]

Chinese?

I love your style.

It's like half Chinese half Japanese, and your jokes are so poor that the bitter irony of the disappointment that comes from those jokes is funny.

Well done. You've put something on Newgrounds that's unique.

Trippy!

[Monkey Kung Fu]

Whoops

Yep, I've seen this one before. It was floating around on Kazaa (like most shitty movies like this one are).

First off, this isn't Kung Fu. This is Karate.

Secondly, the fact that you put something up knowing that it would only piss people off would seem to me to be immoral, simply because you're deliberately pissing people off.

Now, of course, all we have to do is avoid the movie, you will say.

This is poor, buddy. At least put some effort in. Write an introduction or something. Explain what's going on. Something. Anything other than just putting an old Kazaa movie of a monkey (I think it's a monkey, but I don't know) doing Karate, calling it "Monkey Kung Fu" and then apologising in advance for its shitness.

I hope you see where I'm coming from.

[Shadow Govt. Puppet Show]

It was pretty good

One question. Please tell me the answer to it, too.

How do you do the voice effects for the spinning ball's faces' voices?

Thanks

Teh

[Luigi's Revenge 1]

Well

I think the only thing I can say is "TAHT F#(@$%@ SUXX0RD"

But keep it up.

Maybe one day you'll be able to make something of good quality.

I really mean that.

[L the T in: Skydiving]

You've got potential

For funniness, this was good. A bit short.

The animation could be a lot better. I don't think poor animation helps your cause in this situation, but I have to say, you could do some excellent stuff with your Chuck Jones style humour (I refer specificically to the part with the car, only that it had blood, and Chuck Jones didn't).

Might I suggest that you attempt to do this one again with really good animation and drawing and without the blood.

I reckon it might just work.

[Love, Wink]

Wha

How could Wink be that selfish that he'd steal something of great importance to give to some girl?

Interesting thought though.

[I Love Egg ep.7]

Martial Arts

I was about to say, do a Kung Fu one, but sword-fighting's just about as good.

You do excellent work.

Keep it up.

Sasquash

[I Love Egg EP.9]

Need to make a game

Mate, you need to make it a game.

That was sheer brilliance.

Good work, buddy!

Sasqauh

[The Coming of Megaman]

Please tell me

Hey either respond to the review or please e-mail me at [e-mail] and please tell me how you apply that effect to the voices.

Thanks.

Sasquash

Vazz responds:

http://www.goldwave.com/

[arfenhouse teh movie too]

Hmm

The first one was better.

Yes.

The first one was better.