Sasquash's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Msn Cronicles 2]

I don't ever read these titles

How old are you anyway?

If you're 12 or younger, my message to you is "Good job, keep pushing yourself to make better and better flash movies."

If you're older than 12, my message is longer:

You need to admit that you aren't funny, and you also need to admit that you either don't have flash skills or you aren't using your flash skills. I personally think you need to try harder, maybe do some practice before you start submitting flash movies to Newgrounds. I think you unintentionally raise some interesting concepts here, like what would happen if your world was MSN and you died.

Anyway, the point is, I would suggest that you don't try and pump stuff out just to satisfy our apparent need for constant refreshment of flash movies, because you alone don't have to provide that. Instead, count these two movies as practice movies, and try and put into the sequels better animation, better use of sound, a better pre-loader, better (more thought out) jokes.

Also, I think you need to fix your spelling, although I can understand that most people on MSN don't spell correctly anyway. The spelling, grammar and punctuation of your Author's Comments are appalling. Also, if we want to see Part 1 of the MSN Chronicles, we can get to it from the pull-down menu on the left of this screen.

I hope you find this review useful.

[Hacker vs. Hacker (short)]

Hello

The font was Westminster. It's available with practically every computer running Windows.

The movie was okay.

Okay.

I liked the sound of the guy's arm smashing. That was funny and random. Apart from that, it's not great.

Nice effect with the Ice Burn word.

[GALAPAGOS]

I want to go there

Okay here goes:

The eye falling in the sea was funny.
The graphical quality was quite good.
The second piece of music was quite nice.
The scene with the turtles/tortoises sitting in the water made me want to go to Galapagos Island.

The content, however, didn't do anything for me. See, the way I see it, a bird ate his dinner.

Now, your flash crashed my computer. Twice. Thus, I am giving you a 0.

Oh well, better luck next time.

[Dont kill the ninja]

Great stuff

That was awesome.

Keep up the good work. You are a legend.

[Super Mario Blitz]

That was a mind trip

Have you ever tried pulling a N64 cart out of the N64 while the game was still turned on? If you pull one side out and press the other side in while you're playing Super Mario 64, it goes, well basically like this Flash except not as crazy.

That was a bloody mind-trip. You must be insane.

I loved it. Fantastic. My mouth was open all the way through.

[Harry Potter/DBZ]

good

Nice Pre-Loader

[Toonslayer]

Where to begin?

That was brilliant. Absolutely perfect. That was literally a perfect 10.

Excellent.

And I just can't get enough of Ash getting hit in the head with a pokeball. Damn that's funny.

[Ian's Great Story]

I didn't find that interesting at all

Okay, maybe it's just me.

I thought that the soundtrack was mediocre at best.

Now, you can say what you want about this being "My opinion" and that it doesn't mean anything to you, but there's something you have to realise. This is newgrounds. You put flash movies up on here. You don't put sound files up on here and then just expect people to sit and listen to them.

Now obviously this is just my opinion, 'cos plenty of other people just sat and listened to it, but please, at least try and make some damn visuals.

[Cat: The Return]

It could do with a storyline

Maybe I need to see the other episodes of the cat, but this didn't really seem to have a storyline.

Therefore, I take it this is just an experiment in style, in which case, sheer genius.

Bien travaille. C'est trés beau, le film. J'aime bien le style vieux.

[Chat Fight: With Sound!]

You got a 3.

You were lucky to get a 3 from me.

This was quite bad.

I liked the graphics and voices, except the Yahoo voice. That was homo to the point of being gay.