Sasquash's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[How your garden grows]

Ah the joys of Marijuana

I've never tried Marijuana. I once, however, stayed with a relative in Brisbane, who was part of a huge network of friends and acquaintances, and Marijuana was everywhere. They all smoked it. And love was everywhere.

Ahhhh, marijuana.

[Walk-Smash-Walk]

Good

Now you just gotta get it on Rage or Video Hits.

That was excellent. Good work.

You know the book Frankenstein was also inspired by a dream?

Maybe dream stuff is meant to be good...

Ah I digress.

[Sign my Petition!]

Fuck you buddy

Ah man that would have been ever so funny if something different had happened after the other guy had said "fuck you buddy".

Something random like a piano falling out of the sky.

[Castle II]

Nice

You were nearly a 10. All you need is to do it non-stick and it would probably be a 10.

Anyway, I have to say that the most excellent thing about this flash wasn't the animation (although the animation was very yummy) but the use of sound and music - it's not noticeable at first, but the integration of the music's sounds, and the spare use of sound (i.e. you didn't do the sound of the guns going off or anything like that, but only used sound to make an impact, like when the helicopter was firing) was brilliant.

You're in the league my friend.

If you have the patience (very few do - I know I don't), do a remake of this piece but without sticks.

I think one of the things that makes this piece so hard-hitting is that there are actually people in this world like the main character - only not sticks. You don't believe me? I have very little doubt that this kind of thing has happened in real life (but without sticks and without zombies).

Thanks man, it was great. I'm going to download the music right now.

Alex

[(2004) Death by Horoscope]

Claymation

I really think you should start doing some more advanced claymation stuff (ever seen the Neverhood?) and releasing it in .avi or .mpg format (or quicktime, whichever that is).

Good work - you could make money!

[YAAFM 9: Michael Moore]

And Endless Cycle?

American Government lies for self benefit
Michael Moore lies about the Government's lies for self benefit
The Walrus lies about Michael Moore's lies about the Government's lies (I wonder if looking funny counts as self benefit? Naaaahhhh, not this time...)

I think it's so ironic (and really funny) that you twist Michael Moore's words in exactly the same way that he twists other people's words. Maybe the irony was intentional? I'm not going to bother to check the notes to which you referred.

Definitely not as good as some of your other work, but not bad - obviously running out of ideas for YAAFM, yeah?

Sasquash

[Smile!]

Perfect

There's a lot I want to say, but suddenly I feel like I don't need to say it.

This is an excellent work.

It touches on all the right points.

Well done. Very well done.

Sasquash

[FLASH OFF]

Ya Mojet

I once had a dream that I fell off a cliff and died, only to then haunt my family as a ghost. I was usually friendly, except to my sister, who's annoying. I would scream in her ear, because a ghost scream is the scariest sound to hear.

[Ode to Cigarette]

J'aime bien

Although I don't condone hostility, this was funny because I hate stupid fucking shit people.

So yeah.

[SecretAgentRege in Dr.BO]

Poor

That was bad.

You see, you think that making old, cliched, stupid jokes like "How did I get my clothes back? Oh well..." is funny. Unfortunately, it's not.

I was going to be rude about it, but I know it's not worth it, so let me tell you what I really think.

I think that if you were to attempt to make a second episode, you would do just as poor a job, if not poorer. As such, either don't make another one, or, think about it a lot harder before you do.

You need to have a good sense of humour to do funny things. This is, unfortunately, something you just don't have.

You don't realise it, but it will definitely help you now and later on for you to hear this.

SecretAgentRege responds:

Well, you are entitled to your own opinion, unfortunately it just doesn't agree with most everyone else. I guess I just can't stop a second one for the few of you that don't like it.

Thanks for the review and not being rude and dropping some help instead!