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Okay, I'm not sure how this can have possibly survived. It's almost an insult to me.

Every time I submit anything to Newgrounds it gets blammed, so why does this survive?

You're a lucky bastard, you know.

Anyway, down to the point.

Your coding needs to be a lot better. Firstly, Mario can walk off the screen. Secondly, you need to give people a point to play. A goal to reach, anything. This is more like a personal experiment than a game, and it should not be here on Newgrounds.

Please remove it.

Needs some spice

You should add something.

Anything.

Some little beepy sounds?
A message that says "450 points? You suck!" or something.
More things to dodge (and in different layouts - experiment with random algorithms.)

But other than that, good job.

Good job

Very Pico's Mansion. I like these kind of games. They keep me entertained.

Arsety arse arse

I saw some review calling the author a buttfuck, so I've decided to do the same.

Nice try buttfuck. I could do better while licking my arse. But don't ask me to prove it, because I actually couldn't.

Nice message about peer pressure and helping your friends out.

Your code's buggy.

Just ignore all my 0's.

Okay, you have made a lot of mistakes.

1. Cicely is actually spelt Sicily.
2. Sicily isn't in Italy.
3. Indians don't do Kung Fu (traditionally).
4. Jet Li is from Beijing, not Hong Kong.
5. Whatever Jet Li said isn't Mandarin or Cantonese. It's not even Japanese.
6. HMS Titanic, not USS Titanic.
7. Cata is spelt Kata.
8. Kata is from Karate.
9. Some grammatical errors.

Other than that, it wasn't too good. I couldn't figure out what to do.

Oka, here goes

Add:

More Music
Background Humming Noise
Deeper Lock-on Beep
Part where you destroy the deathstar.

Why would you fly around in a circle when you were meant to be destroying the deathstar?

Also, that episode spy writing re-rolled. Make sure it doesn't do that.

It could have been good

The graphics were nice, but the physics were extremely poor, and in the end, gameplay is what makes or breaks a game.

Better luck next time.

Great Stuff!

Hey I love this game, it's awesome.

Also, I made a trick level (for doing huge tricks like the cannonball or the chopper).

Here it is:

00N0,01G9,06G9,05G9,07G9, 05G9,07G9,05G9,07G9,05G9,07G9, 07G9,07G9,07G9,07G9,06G9,07G9, 07G9,07G9,03G9,07G9,07G9,07G9, 07G9,07G9,03G9,07G9,07G9,07G9, 07G9,07G9,03G9,07G9,07G9,07G9, 07G9,07G9,03G9,07G9,07G9,07G9, 07G9,06G9,03G9,07G9,07G9,07G9, 03G9,07G9,07G9,07G9,03G9,07G9, 07G9,07G9,03G9,07G9,07G9,06G9, 03G9,07G9,03G9,07G9,03G9,07G9, 03G9,06G9,04G9,07G9,04G9,07G9, 04G9,07G9,04G9,06G9,04G9,04G9, 04G9,04G9,08G9,00N0,00N0,00N0, 00N0,00N0,00N0,00N0,00N0,00N0, 00N0,00N0,00N0,00N0,00N0,00N0, 00N0,00N0,00N0,00N0,00N0,00N0, 00N0,00N0,00N0,00N0,00N0,02P4, 07P4,07P4,07P4,07P4,07P4,07P4, 07P4,07P4,04P4,06P4,03P4,08P4, 00N0,00N0,00N0,00N0,00N0,00N0, 00N0,00N0,00N0,00N0,00N0,00N0, 00N0,00N0,00N0,00N0,00N0,00N0, 00N0,00N0,00N0,00N0,00N0,00N0, 00N0,00N0,00N0,01B0,07B0,07B0, 06B0,07B0,07B0,07B0,07B0,07B0, 07B0,07B0,11B0

Just copy that into the level editor.

Please, for the sake of everyone here, if you vote 0, write a damn review.

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