Sasquash's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Satarian-2]

That sucked balls

Okay, nothing happened, apart from some fat naked guy saying stupid shit that wasn't funny.

Okay, my opinion is this:

That was bad.

Okay, I'm going to give you a 0.

Also, "the" is spelt "the" not "teh".

I see the word "teh" again, I get angry.

F8L responds:

Did you rub teh nipple?
You must rub TEH nipple.
Did TEH dog do TEH bark thing?
I hope I don't say TEH to much for you.
WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU GET TEH ANGRY!?
Would I like to see you when you get TEH angry?
HAHAHAH
TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH TEH

[Moleman]

Great

I have to admit I've been that guy.

But not quite that bad.

Oh well, I best be "getting out of here".

[Solid Sticks 3]

It's great

I think it's great when you realise that that part where it stops is where the next one begins.

It's all quite nice. Plenty of variety, too, which is good.

Still, we have to be open to other people's opinions. It's not about calling people bad or gay or whatever. Everyone has an opinion.

Mine is that this is good.

[Solid Sticks 4]

Sheer genius

I think we may have a prodigy.

Anyway, the point is, good work. The action was fast and Kung-Fu style, which I like.

You should have done a huge DBZ style OTT 5 Minute explosion for the end part.

Great fun.

[[Early Work] Virtual]

Congratulations

Great.

Great stuff.

I like the music.

You're quite good at syncing to the music. It worked very well, congratulations.

PS. Putting a white outline around the scribbled blue question mark and exclamation mark - SHEER Brilliance.

[VampireHunter Ina 2]

It's a High Nine

I voted 5, when I usually vote 4 for reviews with a score of 9. You got lucky.

Anyway, the storyline was great, except I'm still not sure who that vampire hunter/swat team murderer is.

Anyway, your explanation of how people become Vampires, the INA virus, was brilliant, and the connection to hackers, although somewhat flimsy, was well executed.

The sounds could be a bit better, the action could be a bit faster (you draw your inspiration from Manga, obviously, so watch some Manga and take not of how fast everything goes compared to this) and the voice of that bloody Alpha team leader could be a lot better. He sounded like a complete retard. When I say retard, I mean the voice was badly done.

Recently, my brother told me a secret, a very valuable secret which will stay with me forever.

It's something like this:

If your work is going out into the public, it can always be better. If it's good enough for you, it's not good enough for the public.

In other words, the fine touches are VERY important. Master that, and you'll have yourself a winner.

[The Ring Thing]

Could have been a lot better.

Okay, let's see.

The music was good.

Other than that, everything was bad.
Everything.

Oh except for the point about her not knowing where her black dress was. Sort of true, but badly done.

Why was Aidan 20 something years old?

Bad job.

Try again.

[Hack The Planet]

Come on

Every hacker's read the Manifesto. Everyone who wants to be a hacker has read the Manifesto.

This could have been done a lot better. There was no need for you to get this message across. You need to be bigger, louder, for this message to be a good one.

Try again.

[Random Seizure Robots 4]

I like little anime breasts.

I hate it how you have to vote when you review.

I like the anime chick, but otherwise, it's shit.

[Script Of The Day]

Very Very nice

I really like stuff like this.

There was a site I once saw which opened up a little window into which popped a variety of creatures (like these spiders) which you could pick up and drop and stuff. They looked like empty polygon thingies but they ambled along and if you picked them up the dangled from the point you grabbed them by and struggled against you. It was amazing, but I can't remember what it was, unfortunately.